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     ;Great Heavens�察�Gordon� ─�cried Stedman�察 �they are firing on us。; 

     But Gordon's face was radiant and wild。 

     ;Firing    on   US� ─   �he   cried。   ;On     us�   �Don't    you   see�拭   �Don't    you 

understand�拭      �What do WE amount to�拭            �They have fired on the American 

flag�     �Don't     you   see   what    that   means�拭     �It   means     war。     A    great 

international war。       And I am a war´correspondent at last� ─             �He ran up to 

Stedman and seized him by the arm so tightly that it hurt。 

     ;By   three   o'clock�察─  �he   said�察   �they   will   know   in   the   office   what   has 

happened。       The country will know it to´morrow when the paper is on the 

street�察�people will read it all over the world。           The Emperor will hear of it 

at breakfast�察�the President will cable for further particulars。                He will get 

them。     It is the chance of a lifetime�察�and we are on the spot� ─�

     Stedman did not hear this�察�he was watching the broadside of the ship 

to see   another puff   of   white   smoke�察 �but   there   came   no   such sign。       The 

two   rowboats   were   raised�察  �there   was   a   cloud   of   black   smoke   from   the 

funnel�察�a creaking of chains sounding faintly across the water�察�and the ship 

started at half´speed and moved out of the harbor。                The Opekians and the 

Hillmen   fell   on   their   knees�察  �or   to   dancing�察  �as   best   suited   their   sense   of 

relief�察�but Gordon shook his head。 

     ;They are only going to land the marines�察─�he said�察 �perhaps they are 

going   to   the   spot   they   stopped   at   before�察  �or   to   take   up   another   position 

farther out at sea。       They will land men and then shell the town�察�and the 

land forces will march here and co´operate with the vessel�察�and everybody 

will be taken prisoner or killed。          We have the centre of the stage�察�and we 

are making history。; 

     ;I'd rather read it than make   it�察─�said Stedman。             ;You've got us in   a 

senseless�察�silly position�察�Gordon�察�and a mighty unpleasant one。                    And for 

no reason that I can see�察�except to make copy for your paper。; 

     ;Tell   those   people   to   get   their   things   together�察─  �said   Gordon�察   �and 

march back out of danger into the woods。                Tell Ollypybus I am going to 

fix things all right�察�I don't know just how yet�察�but I will�察�and now come 

after   me   as   quickly   as   you   can   to   the   cable   office。 I've   got   to   tell   the 

paper all about it。; 



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     It was three o'clock before the ;chap at Octavia; answered Stedman's 

signalling。     Then Stedman delivered Gordon's message�察�and immediately 

shut   off   all   connection�察  �before   the   Octavia   operator   could   question   him。 

Gordon dictated his message in this way�此�

     ;Begin with the date line�察 �Opeki�察�June 22。' 

     ;At seven o'clock this morning�察�the captain and officers of the German 

man´of´war Kaiser went through the ceremony of annexing this island in 

the   name    of  the   German     Emperor�察    �basing   their  right   to  do  so  on   an 

agreement made with a leader of a wandering tribe known as the Hillmen。 

King Ollypybus�察�the present monarch of Opeki�察�delegated his authority�察�as 

also did the leader of the Hillmen�察�to King Tellaman�察�or the Peacemaker�察�

who tore down the German flag�察�and raised that of the United States in its 

place。    At   the same   moment   the   flag was   saluted by  the   battery。       This 

salute�察�being mistaken for an attack on the Kaiser�察�was answered by that 

vessel。    Her   first   shot   took   immediate   effect�察  �completely  destroying   the 

entire    battery   of  the  Opekians�察    �cutting   down    the   American     flag�察 �and 

destroying the houses of the people; 

     ;There     was    only   one   brass   cannon     and   two    huts�察─  �expostulated 

Stedman。 

     ;Well�察�that was the whole battery�察�wasn't it�拭─�asked Gordon�察 �and two 

huts is plural。     I said houses of the people。        I couldn't say two houses of 

the people。      Just you send this as you get it。         You are not an American 

consul   at   the   present   moment。    You   are   an   under´paid   agent   of   a   cable 

company�察�and   you   send   my stuff   as   I   write it。    The American   residents 

have taken refuge in the consulatethat's us�察─�explained Gordon�察 �and the 

English   residents   have   sought   refuge   in   the   woodsthat's   the   Bradleys。 

King   Tellamanthat's   medeclares   his   intention   of   fighting   against   the 

annexation。      The     forces   of  the  Opekians      are  under   the   command      of 

Captain Thomas BradleyI guess I might as well make him a colonelof 

Colonel Thomas Bradley�察�of the English army。 

     ;The American consul saysNow�察�what do you say�察�Stedman�拭                     �Hurry 

up�察�please�察─�asked Gordon�察 �and say something good and strong。; 

     ;You     get   me    all  mixed     up�察─   �complained      Stedman�察     �plaintively。 

;Which am I now�察�a cable operator or the American consul�拭─�



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     ;Consul�察     �of   course。     Say     something      patriotic    and   about    your 

determination   to   protect   the   interests   of   your   government�察  �and   all   that。; 

Gordon bit the end of his pencil impatiently�察�and waited。 

     ;I   won't   do   anything   of   the   sort�察  �Gordon�察─  �said   Stedman�察   �you   are 

getting me into an awful lot of trouble�察�and yourself too。                 I won't say a 

word。; 

     ;The American consul�察─�read Gordon�察�as his pencil wriggled across the 

paper�察 �refuses to say anything for publication until he has communicated 

with the authorities at Washington�察�but from all I can learn he sympathizes 

entirely   with   Tellaman。      Your   correspondent   has   just   returned   from   an 

audience   with      King   Tellaman�察    �who    asks   him   to   inform   the  American 

people that the Monroe doctrine will be sustained as long as he rules this 

island。    I guess that's enough to begin with�察─�said Gordon。                 ;Now send 

that off quick�察�and then get away from the instrument before the man in 

Octavia begins to ask questions。           I am going out to precipitate matters。; 

     Gordon found the two kings sitting dejectedly side by side�察�and gazing 

grimly upon the disorder of the village�察�from which the people were taking 

their leave as quickly as they could get their few belongings piled upon the 

ox´carts。     Gordon   walked   among   them�察  �helping   them   in   every   way   he 

could�察   �and   tasting�察  �in  their  subservience      and   gratitude�察  �the   sweets   of 

sovereignty。      When Stedman had locked up the cable office and rejoined 

him�察�he bade him tell Messenwah to send three of his youngest men and 

fastest runners   back to the  hills   to watch   for  the German   vessel   and see 

where she was attempting to land her marines。 

     ;This is a tremendous chance for descriptive writing�察�Stedman�察─�said 

Gordon�察     �enthusiastically�察     �all  this  confusion     and   excitement�察    �and   the 

people leaving their homes�察�and all that。           It's like the people getting out of 

Brussels before Waterloo�察�and then the scene at the foot of the mountains�察�

while they are camping out there�察�until the Germans leave。                  I never had a 

chance like this before。; 

     It was quite dark by six o'clock�察�and none of the three messengers had 

as   yet   returned。    Gordon      walked    up   and   down     the  empty    plaza   and 

looked now at the horizon for the man´of´war�察�and again down the road 

back   of   the   village。  But   neither   the   vessel   nor   the   messengers   bearing 



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word of her appeared。         The night passed without any incident�察�and in the 

morning Gordon's impatience became so great that he walked out to where 

the villagers were in camp and passed on half way up the mountain�察�but he 

could see no sign of the man´of´war。             He came back more restless than 

before�察�and keenly disappointed。 

     ;If   something   don't   happen   before   three   o'clock�察  �Stedman�察─  �he   said�察�

;our second cablegram will have to consist of glittering generalities And a 

lengthy interview with King Tellaman�察�by himself。; 

     Nothing   did   happen。      Ollypybus   and   Messenwah   began   to   breathe 

more   freely。    They  believed   the   new   king   had succeeded   in   frightening 

the German vessel away forever。            But the new king upset their hopes by 

telling   them   that   the   Germans   had   undoubtedly  already   landed�察  �and   had 

probably killed the three messengers。 

     ;Now   then�察─  �he   said�察  �with   pleased   expectation�察  �as   Stedman   and   he 

seated themselves in the cable office at three o'clock�察 �open it up and let's 

find out what sort of an impression we have made。; 

     Stedman's face�察�as the answer came in to his first message of greeting�察�

was one of strangely marked disapproval。 

     ;What does he say�拭─�demanded Gordon�察�anxiously。 

     ;He hasn't done anything but swear yet�察─�answered Stedman�察�grimly。 

     ;What is he swearing about�拭─�

     ;He   wants   to   know   why  I   left   the   cable   yesterday。 He   says   he   has 

been trying to call me up for the last twenty´four hours�察�ever since I sent 

my message at three o'clock。          The home office is jumping mad�察�and want 

me discharged。       They won't do that�察�tho
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