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the great war syndicate(媾尸仭杵紗)-及25何蛍
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cried an old captain of an English ship´of´the´line�察�who was sitting near by。
;What you are talking about is not war� �We might as well send out a
Codfish Trust to settle national disputes。 In the next sea´fight we'll save
ourselves the trouble of gnawing and crunching at the sterns of the enemy。
We'll simply send a note aboard requesting the foreigner to be so good as
to send us his rudder by bearer�察�which�察�if properly marked and numbered�察�
will be returned to him on the conclusion of peace。 This would do just as
well as twisting it off�察�and save expense。 No�察�sir�察�I will not join you in a
julep� �_I_ have made no alliance over new´fangled inventions� �Waiter�察�
fetch me some rum and hot water� ─ �In the midst of the profound
satisfaction with which the members of the American War Syndicate
regarded the success of their labours��labours alike profitable to
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themselves and to the recently contending nations��and in the gratified
pride with which they received the popular and official congratulations
which were showered upon them�察�there was but one little cloud�察�one regret。
In the course of the great Syndicate War a life had been lost。 Thomas
Hutchins�察 �while assisting in the loading of coal on one of the repellers�察�
was accidentally killed by the falling of a derrick。 The Syndicate gave a
generous sum to the family of the unfortunate man�察 �and throughout the
United States the occurrence occasioned a deep feeling of sympathetic
regret。 A popular subscription was started to build a monument to the
memory of Hutchins�察 �and contributions came�察 �not only from all parts of
the United States�察�but from many persons in Great Britain who wished to
assist in the erection of this tribute to the man who had fallen in the
contest which had been of as much benefit to their country as to his own。
Some weeks after the conclusion of the treaty�察�a public question was raised�察�
which at first threatened to annoy the American Government�察�but it proved
to be of little moment。 An anti´Administration paper in Peakville�察�
Arkansas�察�asserted that in the whole of the published treaty there was not
one word in regard to the fisheries question�察 �the complications arising
from which had been the cause of the war。 Other papers took up the matter�察�
and the Government then discovered that in drawing up the treaty the
fisheries business had been entirely overlooked。 There was a good deal of
surprise in official circles when this discovery was announced�察 �but as it
was considered that the fisheries question was one which would take care
of itself�察�or be readily disposed of in connection with a number of other
minor points which remained to be settled between the two countries�察�it
was decided to take no notice of the implied charge of neglect�察�and to let
the matter drop。 And as the opposition party took no real interest in the
question�察�but little more was said about it。 Both countries were too well
satisfied with the general result to waste time or discussion over small
matters。 Great Britain had lost some forts and some ships�察�but these would
have been comparatively useless in the new system of warfare。 On the
other hand�察 �she had gained�察 �not only the incalculable advantage of the
alliance�察�but a magnificent and unsurpassed landlocked basin on the coast
of Wales。 The United States had been obliged to pay an immense sum on
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account of the contract with the War Syndicate�察 �but this was considered
money so well spent�察�and so much less than an ordinary war would have
cost�察�that only the most violent anti´Administration journals ever alluded
to it。 Reduction of military and naval forces�察 �and gradual disarmament�察�
was now the policy of the allied nations。 Such forces and such vessels as
might be demanded for the future operations of the War Syndicate were
retained。 A few field batteries of motor´guns were all that would be needed
on land�察 �and a comparatively small number of armoured ships would
suffice to carry the motor´guns that would be required at sea。 Now there
would be no more mere exhibitions of the powers of the instantaneous
motor´bomb。 Hereafter�察�if battles must be fought�察�they would be battles of
annihilation。 This is the history of the Great Syndicate War。 Whether or
not the Anglo´American Syndicate was ever called upon to make war�察�it is
not to be stated here。 But certain it is that after the formation of this
Syndicate all the nations of the world began to teach English in their
schools�察 �and the Spirit of Civilization raised her head with a confident
smile。
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