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subscribers。;
;Sort of copy editor�察─�suggested Albert。
;Yes�察�something of that sort�察�I fancy�察─�said Stedman。
They walked down to the little shed on the shore�察 �where the Y。C。C。
office was placed�察�at three that day�察�and Albert watched Stedman send off
his message with much interest。 The ;chap at Octavia�察─ �on being
informed that the American consul had arrived at Opeki�察 �inquired�察�
somewhat disrespectfully�察 �Is it a life sentence�拭─�
;What does he mean by that�拭─�asked Albert。
;I suppose�察─�said his secretary�察�doubtfully�察 �that he thinks it a sort of a
punishment to be sent to Opeki。 I hope you won't grow to think so。;
;Opeki is all very well�察─�said Gordon�察 �or it will be when we get things
going our way。;
As they walked back to the office�察 �Albert noticed a brass cannon�察�
perched on a rock at the entrance to the harbor。 This had been put there
by the last consul�察 �but it had not been fired for many years。 Albert
immediately ordered the two Bradleys to get it in order�察 �and to rig up a
flag´pole beside it�察 �for one of his American flags�察 �which they were to
salute every night when they lowered it at sundown。
;And when we are not using it�察─�he said�察 �the King can borrow it to
celebrate with�察 �if he doesn't impose on us too often。 The royal salute
ought to be twenty´one guns�察 �I think�察 �but that would use up too much
powder�察�so he will have to content himself with two。;
;Did you notice�察─�asked Stedman�察�that night�察�as they sat on the veranda
of the consul's house�察�in the moonlight�察 �how the people bowed to us as
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we passed�拭─�
;Yes�察─�Albert said he had noticed it。 ;Why�拭─�
;Well�察 �they never saluted me�察─ �replied Stedman。 ;That sign of
respect is due to the show we made at the reception。;
;It is due to us�察�in any event�察─�said the consul�察�severely。 ;I tell you�察�
my secretary�察 �that we�察 �as the representatives of the United States
Government�察�must be properly honored on this island。 We must become
a power。 And we must do so without getting into trouble with the King。
We must make them honor him�察�too�察�and then as we push him up�察�we will
push ourselves up at the same time。;
;They don't think much of consuls in Opeki�察─�said Stedman�察�doubtfully。
;You see the last one was a pretty poor sort。 He brought the office into
disrepute�察 �and it wasn't really until I came and told them what a fine
country the United States was�察�that they had any opinion of it at all。 Now
we must change all that。;
;That is just what we will do�察─�said Albert。 ;We will transform Opeki
into a powerful and beautiful city。 We will make these people work。
They must put up a palace for the King�察 �and lay out streets�察 �and build
wharves�察 �and drain the town properly�察 �and light it。 I haven't seen this
patent lighting apparatus of yours�察�but you had better get to work at it at
once�察�and I'll persuade the King to appoint you commissioner of highways
and gas�察�with authority to make his people toil。 And I�察─�he cried�察�in free
enthusiasm�察 �will organize a navy and a standing army。 Only�察─�he added�察�
with a relapse of interest�察 �there isn't anybody to fight。;
;There isn't�拭─�said Stedman�察�grimly�察�with a scornful smile。 ;You just
go hunt up old Messenwah and the Hillmen with your standing army once
and you'll get all the fighting you want。;
;The Hillmen�拭─�said Albert。
;The Hillmen are the natives that live up there in the hills�察─�Stedman
said�察�nodding his head toward the three high mountains at the other end of
the island�察�that stood out blackly against the purple�察�moonlit sky。 ;There
are nearly as many of them as there are Opekians�察�and they hunt and fight
for a living and for the pleasure of it。 They have an old rascal named
Messenwah for a king�察�and they come down here about once every three
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months�察�and tear things up。;
Albert sprang to his feet。
;Oh�察 �they do�察 �do they�拭─ �he said�察 �staring up at the mountain´tops。
;They come down here and tear up things�察�do they�拭 �Well�察�I think we'll
stop that�察�I think we'll stop that� �I don't care how many there are。 I'll
get the two Bradleys to tell me all they know about drilling�察 �to´morrow
morning�察 �and we'll drill these Opekians�察 �and have sham battles�察 �and
attacks�察�and repulses�察�until I make a lot of wild�察�howling Zulus out of them。
And when the Hillmen come down to pay their quarterly visit�察�they'll go
back again on a run。 At least some of them will�察─�he added�察�ferociously。
;Some of them will stay right here。;
;Dear me�察�dear me� ─�said Stedman�察�with awe�察�you are a born fighter�察�
aren't you�拭─�
;Well�察�you wait and see�察─�said Gordon�察�maybe I am。 I haven't studied
tactics of war and the history of battles�察 �so that I might be a great war´
correspondent�察�without learning something。 And there is only one king
on this island�察 �and that is old Ollypybus himself。 And I'll go over and
have a talk with him about it to´morrow。;
Young Stedman walked up and down the length of the veranda�察�in and
out of the moonlight�察�with his hands in his pockets�察�and his head on his
chest。 ;You have me all stirred up�察 �Gordon�察─ �he said�察 �you seem so
confident and bold�察�and you're not so much older than I am�察�either。;
;My training has been different�察�that's all�察─�said the reporter。
;Yes�察─�Stedman said�察�bitterly。 ;I have been sitting in an office ever
since I left school�察�sending news over a wire or a cable�察�and you have been
out in the world�察�gathering it。;
;And now�察─�said Gordon�察�smiling�察�and putting his arm around the other
boy's shoulders�察 �we are going to make news ourselves。;
;There is one thing I want to say to you before you turn in�察─ �said
Stedman。 ;Before you suggest all these improvements on Ollypybus�察�
you must remember that he has ruled absolutely here for twenty years�察�and
that he does not think much of consuls。 He has only seen your
predecessor and yourself。 He likes you because you appeared with such
dignity�察�and because of the presents�察�but if I were you�察�I wouldn't suggest
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these improvements as coming from yourself。;
;I don't understand�察─�said Gordon�察 �who could they come from�拭─�
;Well�察─�said Stedman�察 �if you will allow me to adviseand you see I
know these people pretty wellI would have all these suggestions come
from the President direct。;
;The President� ─ �exclaimed Gordon�察 �but how�拭 �What does the
President know or care about Opeki�拭�and it would take so longoh�察�I see�察�
the cable。 Is that what you have been doing�拭─�he asked。
;Well�察�only once�察─�said Stedman�察�guiltily�察 �that was when he wanted to
turn me out of the consul's office�察�and I had a cable that very afternoon�察�
from the President�察�ordering me to stay where I was。 Ollypybus doesn't
understand the cable�察�of course�察�but he knows that it sends messages�察�and
sometimes I pretend to send messages for him to the President�察 �but he
began asking me to tell the President to come and pay him a visit�察�and I
had to stop it。;
;I'm glad you told me�察─�said Gordon。 ;The President shall begin to
cable to´morrow。 He will need an extra appropriation from Congress to
pay for his private cablegrams alone。;
;And there's another thing�察─�said Stedman。 ;In all your plans�察�you've
arranged for the people's improvement�察�but not for their amusement�察�and
they are a peaceful�察�jolly�察�simple sort of people�察�and we must please them。;
;Have they no games or amusements of their own�拭─�asked Gordon。
;Well�察�not what we would call games。;
;Very well�察 �then�察 �I'll teach them base´ball。 Foot´ball would be too
warm。 But that plaza in front of the King's bungalow�察�where his palace is
going to be�察 �is just the place for a diamond。 On the whole�察 �though�察─�
added the consul�察�after a moment's reflection�察 �you'd better attend to that
yourself。 I don't think it becomes my dignity as American consul to take
off my coat and give lessons to young Opekians in sliding to bases�察�do you�拭�
No�察�I think you'd better do that。 The Bradleys will help you�察�and you had
better begin to´morrow。 You have been wanting to know what a
secretary of legation's duties are�察 �and now you know。 It's to organize
base´ball nines。 And after you get yours ready�察─�he added�察�as he turned
into his room for the night�察 �I'll train one that will sweep yours off the face
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