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don juan-第50部分

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Where every kind of mischief 's daily brewing;
Which can await warm youth in its wild race。
'T is true; that thy career is not a new one;
Thou art no novice in the headlong chase
Of early life; but this is a new land;
Which foreigners can never understand。

What with a small diversity of climate;
Of hot or cold; mercurial or sedate;
I could send forth my mandate like a primate
Upon the rest of Europe's social state;
But thou art the most difficult to rhyme at;
Great Britain; which the Muse may penetrate。
All countries have their 'Lions;' but in the
There is but one superb menagerie。

But I am sick of politics。 Begin;
'Paulo Majora。' Juan; undecided
Amongst the paths of being 'taken in;'
Above the ice had like a skater glided:
When tired of play; he flirted without sin
With some of those fair creatures who have prided
Themselves on innocent tantalisation;
And hate all vice except its reputation。

But these are few; and in the end they make
Some devilish escapade or stir; which shows
That even the purest people may mistake
Their way through virtue's primrose paths of snows;
And then men stare; as if a new ass spake
To Balaam; and from tongue to ear o'erflows
Quicksilver small talk; ending (if you note it)
With the kind world's amen… 'Who would have thought it?'

The little Leila; with her orient eyes;
And taciturn Asiatic disposition
(Which saw all western things with small surprise;
To the surprise of people of condition;
Who think that novelties are butterflies
To be pursued as food for inanition);
Her charming figure and romantic history
Became a kind of fashionable mystery。

The women much divided… as is usual
Amongst the sex in little things or great。
Think not; fair creatures; that I mean to abuse you all…
I have always liked you better than I state:
Since I 've grown moral; still I must accuse you all
Of being apt to talk at a great rate;
And now there was a general sensation
Amongst you; about Leila's education。

In one point only were you settled… and
You had reason; 't was that a young child of grace;
As beautiful as her own native land;
And far away; the last bud of her race;
Howe'er our friend Don Juan might mand
Himself for five; four; three; or two years' space;
Would be much better taught beneath the eye
Of peeresses whose follies had run dry。

So first there was a generous emulation;
And then there was a general petition;
To undertake the orphan's education。
As Juan was a person of condition;
It had been an affront on this occasion
To talk of a subscription or petition;
But sixteen dowagers; ten unwed she sages;
Whose tale belongs to 'Hallam's Middle Ages;'

And one or two sad; separate wives; without
A fruit to bloom upon their withering bough…
Begg'd to bring up the little girl and 'out;'…
For that 's the phrase that settles all things now;
Meaning a virgin's first blush at a rout;
And all her points as thorough…bred to show:
And I assure you; that like virgin honey
Tastes their first season (mostly if they have money)。

How all the needy honourable misters;
Each out…at…elbow peer; or desperate dandy;
The watchful mothers; and the careful sisters
(Who; by the by; when clever; are more handy
At making matches; where ''t is gold that glisters;'
Than their he relatives); like flies o'er candy
Buzz round 'the Fortune' with their busy battery;
To turn her head with waltzing and with flattery!

Each aunt; each cousin; hath her speculation;
Nay; married dames will now and then discover
Such pure disinterestedness of passion;
I 've known them court an heiress for their lover。
'Tantaene!' Such the virtues of high station;
Even in the hopeful Isle; whose outlet 's 'Dover!'
While the poor rich wretch; object of these cares;
Has cause to wish her sire had had male heirs。

Some are soon bagg'd; and some reject three dozen。
'T is fine to see them scattering refusals
And wild dismay o'er every angry cousin
(Friends of the party); who begin accusals;
Such as… 'Unless Miss (Blank) meant to have chosen
Poor Frederick; why did she accord perusals
To his billets? Why waltz with him? Why; I pray;
Look yes last night; and yet say no to…day?

'Why?… Why?… Besides; Fred really was attach'd;
'T was not her fortune… he has enough without:
The time will e she 'll wish that she had snatch'd
So good an opportunity; no doubt:…
But the old marchioness some plan had hatch'd;
As I 'll tell Aurea at to…morrow's rout:
And after all poor Frederick may do better…
Pray did you see her answer to his letter?'

Smart uniforms and sparkling coronets
Are spurn'd in turn; until her turn arrives;
After male loss of time; and hearts; and bets
Upon the sweepstakes for substantial wives;
And when at last the pretty creature gets
Some gentleman; who fights; or writes; or drives;
It soothes the awkward squad of the rejected
To find how very badly she selected。

For sometimes they accept some long pursuer;
Worn out with importunity; or fall
(But here perhaps the instances are fewer)
To the lot of him who scarce pursued at all。
A hazy widower turn'd of forty 's sure
(If 't is not vain examples to recall)
To draw a high prize: now; howe'er he got her; I
See nought more strange in this than t' other lottery。

I; for my part (one 'modern instance' more;
'True; 't is a pity… pity 't is; 't is true');
Was chosen from out an amatory score;
Albeit my years were less discreet than few;
But though I also had reform'd before
Those became one who soon were to be two;
I 'll not gainsay the generous public's voice;
That the young lady made a monstrous choice。

Oh; pardon my digression… or at least
Peruse! 'T is always with a moral end
That I dissert; like grace before a feast:
For like an aged aunt; or tiresome friend;
A rigid guardian; or a zealous priest;
My Muse by exhortation means to mend
All people; at all times; and in most places;
Which puts my Pegasus to these grave paces。

But now I 'm going to be immoral; now
I mean to show things really as they are;
Not as they ought to be: for I avow;
That till we see what 's what in fact; we 're far
From much improvement with that virtuous plough
Which skims the surface; leaving scarce a scar
Upon the black loam long manured by Vice;
Only to keep its corn at the old price。

But first of little Leila we 'll dispose;
For like a day…dawn she was young and pure;
Or like the old parison of snows;
Which are more pure than pleasant to be sure。
Like many people everybody knows;
Don Juan was delighted to secure
A goodly guardian for his infant charge;
Who might not profit much by being at large。

Besides; he had found out he was no tutor
(I wish that others would find out the same);
And rather wish'd in such things to stand neuter;
For silly wards will bring their guardians blame:
So when he saw each ancient dame a suitor
To make his little wild Asiatic tame;
Consulting 'the Society for Vice
Suppression;' Lady Pinchbeck was his choice。

Olden she was… but had been very young;
Virtuous she was… and had been; I believe;
Although the world has such an evil tongue
That… but my chaster ear will not receive
An echo of a syllable that 's wrong:
In fact; there 's nothing makes me so much grieve;
As that abominable tittle…tattle;
Which is the cud eschew'd by human cattle。

Moreover I 've remark'd (and I was once
A slight observer in a modest way);
And so may every one except a dunce;
That ladies in their youth a little gay;
Besides their knowledge of the world; and sense
Of the sad consequence of going astray;
Are wiser in their warnings 'gainst the woe
Which the mere passionless can never know。

While the harsh prude indemnifies her virtue
By railing at the unknown and envied passion;
Seeking far less to save you than to hurt you;
Or; what 's still worse; to put you out of fashion;…
The kinder veteran with calm words will court you;
Entreating you to pause before you dash on;
Expounding and illustrating the riddle
Of epic Love's beginning; end; and middle。

Now whether it be thus; or that they are stricter;
As better knowing why they should be so;
I think you 'll find from many a family picture;
That daughters of such mothers as may know
The world by experience rather than by lecture;
Turn out much better for the Smithfield Show
Of vestals brought into the marriage mart;
Than those bred up by prudes without a heart。

I said that Lady Pinchbeck had been talk'd about…
As who has not; if female; young; and pretty?
But now no more the ghost of Scandal stalk'd about;
She merely was deem'd amiable and witty;
And several of her best bon…mots were hawk'd about:
Then she was given to charity and pity;
And pass'd (at least the latter years of life)
For being a most exemplary wife。

High in high circles; gentle in her own;
She was the mild reprover of the young;
Whenever… which means every day… they 'd shown
An awkward inclination to go wrong。
The quantity of good she did 's unknown;
Or at the least would lengthen out my song:
In brief; the little orphan of the East
Had raised an interest in her; which increased。

Juan; too; was a sort of favourite with her;
Because she thought him a good heart at bottom;
A little spoil'd; but not so altogether;
Which was a wonder; if you think who got him;
And how he had been toss'd; he scarce knew whither:
Though this might ruin others; it did not him;
At least entirely… for he had seen too many
Changes in youth; to be surprised at any。

And these vicissitudes tell best in youth;
For when they happen at a riper age;
People are apt to blame the Fates; forsooth;
And wonder Providence is not more sage。
Adversity is the first path to truth:
He who hath proved war; storm; or woman's rage;
Whether his winters be eighteen or eighty;
Hath won the experience which is deem'd so weighty。

How far it profits is another matter。…
Our hero gladly saw his little charge
Safe with a lady; whose last grown…up daughter
Being long married; and thus set at large;
Had left all the acplishments she taught her
To be transmitted; like the Lord Mayor's barge;
To the next er; or… as it will tell
More Muse…like… like to Cytherea's shell。

I call such things transmission; for there is
A floating balance of acp
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